you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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