Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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