If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
So gin and wine won't be happening again
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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