Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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