How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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