i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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