Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
NoShamevember. You game?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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