Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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