oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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