Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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