did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Ladies don't puke and tell
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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