I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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