? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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