white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wish you could order shots online.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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