my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
This is my gift to your gina
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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