we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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