Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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