glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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