Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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