Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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