ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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