Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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