How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Randomize
