there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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