If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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