you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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