I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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