Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
