worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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