I wanna bring you to show and tell
hell yes lets make some ravioli
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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