with your own penis?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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