It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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