I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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