Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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