STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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