too bad you live with your parents still
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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