I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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