Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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