Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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