wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize