It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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