if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
home. puking in laundry basket.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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