i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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