Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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