Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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