i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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