if you like me you must not know who I am
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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