Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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