I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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