lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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