tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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