doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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