if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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