Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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