I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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