just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
