what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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